gnarly:

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

sheeriosnotcheerios:

i love this kid so much [x]

sheeriosnotcheerios:

i love this kid so much [x]

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

"How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?"
Ruby Wax  (via tropicalrainstorm)
“I’m going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.”

Remember kids: Don’t get e m o t i o n a l l y attached to a band. 
You’ll get pregnant and die.

Remember kids: Don’t get e m o t i o n a l l y attached to a band.

You’ll get pregnant and die.

You need me, or you’re nothing.
Because we’re just alike, you and I – except you’re boring.